Sea Legs

Now that their mum has left home, twins Stanely and Eric miss their dad when he leaves for his job on a luxury cruise liner every year, so they stow away on board without him knowing! Hilarious consequences and some poignant reminders of the struggles of single parenthood are the result. For 11 year-old twins, Stanley and Eric, their dad’s job as a top steward on a luxury cruise liner is a bit of a drag. Mum left some time ago, and every time Dad goes away, Stanley (older and considerably wiser than Eric by about five minutes) and his twin are packed off to stay with Gran and Granddad. But this summer, when dad leaves for his latest three-week cruise, the boys are going with him! Only Dad doesn’t know that yet, and if all goes to plan he never will. Because Stanley and Eric are going to be stowaways. Before they know it, the boys are off to exotic parts on board the luxurious Mary Celeste. They haven’t actually got a cabin, they’re making do with the storage cabin down next to the engine room, but hey, who needs to sleep when there’s free ice cream and chocolate gateaux to eat on an hourly basis. For the first two weeks, the boys have a whale of a time, messing about, chatting up r