Bill The Vampire A Vampire Horror Comedy
Bill The Vampire by Rick Gualtieri, published by Freewill Press LLC on December 15, 2020, is a humorous take on the vampire genre, spanning 346 pages. The story follows Bill Ryder, who finds himself transformed into a vampire after a fateful encounter with a woman named Sally. As he navigates his new existence, he grapples with the challenges of being undead, including the disdain of his coven’s leader, Night Razor, and the complications arising from his living friends.
In this edition, readers will encounter a blend of horror and comedy as Bill tries to prove his worth within a world filled with stronger and more charismatic vampires. The narrative explores themes of survival and identity, all while delivering a unique mix of urban fantasy and action. With elements of humor woven throughout, this book promises an entertaining experience for those interested in contemporary vampire tales and comedic horror.
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THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE’S NOT ONE OF THEM.
My name’s Bill Ryder and I have no life – and not because I program video games or play D&D. I literally have no heartbeat thanks to the night I met Sally. She was too good to be true, a woman to die for. So I did, bleeding out on the floor with my throat torn open.
Problem is, I didn’t stay dead. I’m simply not that lucky.
Now I’m a vampire, surrounded by other vamps who are stronger, faster, and a hell of a lot better looking. It’s enough to give a guy a complex. Worse, their leader, a douche called Night Razor, can’t stand me.
It might be because he can’t control me like he can the others. Or maybe it’s because he’s a dick. Either way, he’s given me just ninety days to prove I’m not a total embarrassment to his coven. If I fail, my ass is toast.
I’ll need help, though, if I want to survive. Too bad my living friends are more interested in setting me on fire while Sally’s obviously just using me to further her own agenda – whatever the hell that is.
Needless to say, things don’t look good. I may be a blood-sucking predator of the night, but somehow I’m still at the bottom of the food chain.
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Bill The Vampire is book one of The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series.Perfect for fans of Shayne Silvers, Steve McHugh, Jim Butcher, and What We Do in the Shadows, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you entertained from start to finish.
Don’t miss out on this bloody good time! Grab your copy of Bill The Vampire now and prepare to sink your teeth into a world of undead mayhem and gut-busting humor.
Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor
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