That’s Not Food!

That’s Not Food! by Mara Altman is a humorous children’s book published by 3+1 Publishing on October 7, 2025. This edition features 26 pages and is presented in English, making it accessible for young readers. The story follows a toddler who, in their quest to satisfy their hunger, considers a series of outlandish and amusing food alternatives that are anything but edible.
In this playful narrative, readers will encounter a variety of whimsical options, such as rock meatballs and slime pie, as the toddler navigates their hilarious journey. The book engages with themes of humor and imagination, inviting children to explore the concept of food in a lighthearted way. With its vibrant illustrations and entertaining premise, That’s Not Food! promises to delight both toddlers and their parents alike.
Official synopsis Publisher
Toddlers put EVERYTHING into their mouths, much to the horror of parents everywhere! The child at the center of That’s Not Food! is super hungry, but is looking to stop the tummy grumbles in all the wrong places. Readers will come face to face with outlandish options: Rock meatballs! Slime pie! Spiny cactus pancakes! Will our toddler finally say “YES” to the chewy things that also make a tummy happy? Find out in this funny book that is definitely… NOT FOOD.
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